going-to-scranton:

Michael, do you remember, you specifically told me to only bring one sheet of paper? You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. And I said, “Are you sure Michael?” And you said “Pam! Pam! Pam!” And then you sneezed in my tea, and then you said, “Don’t worry, it’s just allergies.” Do you remember that?

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modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

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"Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

- My mum (via everybodysgotadarkside97)

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amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

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thatfunnyblog:

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother